Who In The Hell Are The 2024 Mets, Anyway?

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It’s a special time of year in Queens. People remember that they have balconies, turf racing is starting at the Aqueduct and everyone is walking around with no jacket because 55 degrees never… Continue reading

To The Eternal 11-Year-Old

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I was warned about you before I met you. I know I have explicated this fact before, but I don’t know any other way to start a story about you. “He just generally… Continue reading

On Lifting “The Shut Up Curse”

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As most of my childhood stories go, this one is just as unreliable. It also doesn’t help that the only other person involved, my father, has denied that the story ever happened. If… Continue reading

The Top 10 Movies Of 2023 [That I Saw]

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The narrative has been the same since Covid started: there just isn’t anything good playing. I’ve been hearing that line far too often. The streets are saying that Hollywood is in a slump.… Continue reading

I Watched 4,169 Matches In 2023. Here’s 19 Of The Best Ones. And Some Other Stuff.

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Well, I made my goal. And then I made it again. And again. And then I forgot what the goal was and why I was doing it in the first place. I think… Continue reading

My Mindless Year

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“[I would be] Happy to do a reader/swap for anything you need a set of eyes on as well!” That sentence gave me a lot of pause. My friends have been working on… Continue reading

We Lost Porkins!

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Meet the Spice Boys

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You loved the Spice Girls, now meet the Spice Boys

I Watched 1,060 Matches And Wrote Nothing In The Meantime [TeeCoZee’s Quarterly Wrestling Roundup]

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I’m not gonna lie, this looks really bad. Back in April, I announced to the world that I watched over 1,000 wrestling matches. I wrote about those matches. And then after that? Nothing.… Continue reading

I Watched 1003 Matches And All I Have To Show For It Is A Spreadsheet [TeeCoZee’s Wrestling Quarterly Roundup]

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I know what you’re thinking. Seriously, I do. If you’ve spoken to me in the last year or you read the title of this article (I guess it’s possible that you’ve done neither),… Continue reading